“Burke: Roger you're making a big mistake. Roger Cobb: Well if I am, then I'm prepared to live with it. You on the other hand, have to live with that hat.”— Geof Miller, Roger Cobb, William Katt, imdb.com
“'Fuck you' is good in traffic, but not in court, okay? In the real world, lawyers have to argue cases and shit.”— Jonathan Shapiro, David E Kelley, Billy McBride, Billy Bob Thornton, imdb.com
“Dr. Cox: So my girlfriend serviced most of the staff? I'm proud of her commitment to medicine. Carla: It's not like you haven't had sex with other people. Your ex-wife, that med student, your ex-wife, the cute nurse from radiology, your ex-wife... Dr. Cox: Would you get off my ex-wife? Carla: I will…”— Janae Bakken, Carla Espinosa, Judy Reyes, imdb.com
“Rose: What a day. One sad person after another. Dorothy: Rose, you work at grief counseling. What do you expect, comedians?”— Susan Harris, Rose Nylund, Betty White, imdb.com
“I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see that you’ve already got one.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“Your family tree must be a cactus, ’cause you’re all a bunch of pricks.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid, anyway.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“The village called. They’d like their idiot back. You better get going.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“I’d tell you how I really feel, but I wasn’t born with enough middle fingers to express myself in this case.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“I was hoping for a battle of wits, but it would be wrong to attack someone who’s totally unarmed.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“It’s kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com