If I catch you driving and texting again I will find your mother and I will throw this at her.
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David E Kelley
I’ve had the shit beat out of me a lot of times. I just replenish with more shit.
So either be a fucking lawyer, or don’t be one.
Did Google happen to say what became of me? Because I’d love to know.
Insurance companies make their money by not paying you. I mean, hell, they don’t even want to pay you when they owe it to you.
Good legal help’s hard to find. Blow jobs are easy.
No, no, no. No. No, don't look at me like you're going to be fucking me. Okay? Because I'm not a fuckable person.
'Fuck you' is good in traffic, but not in court, okay? In the real world, lawyers have to argue cases and shit.
Part of being a lawyer is knowing when you’re on to something.
You may be a fucking tough guy, but I’m a crazy guy. The difference is crazy guys don’t give up.
We’re liars by trade, we practice law.
Better to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission.
Corporations keep general counsels in order to have someone to blame if things go badly.