“If I catch you driving and texting again I will find your mother and I will throw this at her.”Tagged: Texting, Texting and Driving
“I am a lady and I’ve never said this to anybody in my entire life but I’m gonna say it to you: You can go fuck yourself on the head.”Tagged: Screw You, Disses, Very Angry
“I demand only one thing in a relationship that I remain utterly alone.”Tagged: Alone, Wanting To Be Alone, Introvert, Introverts
“I’ve had the shit beat out of me a lot of times. I just replenish with more shit.”Tagged: Beat Up, Replenish, Tough Times, Rise Up
“Did Google happen to say what became of me? Because I’d love to know.”Tagged: Google, Search Engine, Knowledge, Reputation
“Insurance companies make their money by not paying you. I mean, hell, they don’t even want to pay you when they owe it to you.”Tagged: Insurance, Scam, Money, Insurance Companies, Rip off
“Good legal help’s hard to find. Blow jobs are easy.”Tagged: Legal, Legal Jobs, Blow Jobs, hard, Easy
“No, no, no. No. No, don't look at me like you're going to be fucking me. Okay? Because I'm not a fuckable person.”Tagged: Don't Mess With Me, Mad, annoyed, Warning
“'Fuck you' is good in traffic, but not in court, okay? In the real world, lawyers have to argue cases and shit.”Tagged: Anger, Comebacks, Law, Courtroom, argue
“Part of being a lawyer is knowing when you’re on to something.”Tagged: Intuition, Law, Legal, Lawyer, On To Something
“You may be a fucking tough guy, but I’m a crazy guy. The difference is crazy guys don’t give up.”Tagged: crazy, Tough Guy, Persistance, Never Give Up
“Better to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission.”Tagged: forgiveness, Permission, Begging, Doing Something Wrong
“Corporations keep general counsels in order to have someone to blame if things go badly.”Tagged: Blame, Things Go Wrong, Corporations, Scapegoat
“Oh, hey, Nicole. How you doing? I thought the bleeding ulcers would have got you by now.”Tagged: Sarcasm
“In law there is one great eternal truth: If anyone goes to prison, it’s the client, not the lawyer.”Tagged: Law, Legal, Prision, Eternal Truth, Client
“I don’t hate you. That would take too much effort.”Tagged: Hate, I Don't Hate You, Effort, Too Much Effort
“It’s not how many witnesses you have, it’s what they have to say that counts.”Tagged: Witness, Eye Witness Testimony, Words, Strength Of Case
“Shaken confidence does not serve the client or the firm.”Tagged: Confidence, Client, Firm, Shaken Confidence