“Well, we've gone out several times, we obviously have a good rapport. I own a very profitable electronics-distributing firm. I eat well. I exercise. Blood tests—immaculate. And if I can speak frankly, I'm actually quite good at it.”— Peter Mehlman, Billy, Scott Patterson, imdb.com
“Yeah, it was, but then I just couldn't decide if he was really sponge-worthy.”— Peter Mehlman, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com
“Elaine, can I just explain something to you very privately here? Susan and I have been together many, many times now, and just between you and me, there's really no big surprises here, so...makeup sex is all that I have left.”— Peter Mehlman, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com