Elaine, can I just explain something to you very privately here? Susan and I have been together many, many times now, and just between you and me, there's really no big surprises here, so...makeup sex is all that I have left.

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Begging Elaine for a contraceptive sponge, George explains why he might not have another opportunity to use one for a long time.

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