Quotes tagged ‘crooked’

“Roman: There's no mystery here, Chet. I know how you really feel about me. Chet: Do you? Roman: Yeah, and I knew that if I was ever to give you something, you figure there'd be strings attached. Chet: Is that a fact? Roman: Yeah, that's a fact. At our wedding, you were in the john, Kate and Connie's…”

— John Hughes, Roman Craig, Dan Aykroyd, imdb.com

“Trusting a cop, one that's crooked as fuck, is the dilemma. Only thing absolutely certain about you is that you don't give a shit about any oath you swear to.”

— S. Craig Zahler, Biscuit, Michael Jai White, imdb.com

“You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch / With a nauseous super-naus / You're a crooked jerky jockey, and you drive a crooked hoss, / Mr. Gri-inch! Your soul is an appalling dump-heap, overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots!”

— Dr. Seuss, Irv Spector, Bob Ogle, Singer, Thurl Ravenscroft, imdb.com

“A politician, a liar and a crooked man enter in a bar.. He sits down and drinks coffee.”

— Alfred1400, reddit.com