“Dad jokes are like masturbation... You enjoy them a lot more than anyone else.”— ll_akagami_ll, reddit.com
“I'm a lousy piece of ass, and I should know every man I have been with has told me so, I've been there almost every time. I mean, the closest thing I got to a birds and bees talk was with my dad. He was like, "Son, sex is a lot like this egg." "Dad, I think those are drugs." "Whatever, queer." "Why…”— Daniel Tosh, amazon.com
“Why does no one laugh at dad jokes? The punchlines are so old they're full groan.”— Finaldaze, reddit.com
“I just became a Dad two months ago and I'm still practicing my Dad jokes, bear with me. Don't worry though, he's a trained bear and completely under control.”— RabidDiabeetus, reddit.com
“Daughter: Dad, do I get a new Iphone? Dad: What's the magic word? Daughter: Larissa! Dad: Larissa?? Daughter: yes, your affair! Dad: Do you want a cover with your Iphone too?”— kirscale, reddit.com
“Dad joke level grandpa: Why are the first 25 letters of the alphabet fascist? Because they're not-z's.”— tchaffee, reddit.com
“Dad finds out that his first daughter is lesbian... Dad: Oh ok then. Second daughter: I'm a lesbian too... Dad: For fuck's sake is there anyone in this family who loves men? Son: I do...”— xLionel775, reddit.com
“I'd like to dedicate this joke to my dad Who was a roofer. So dad if you're up there...”— fuckdankmemes, reddit.com
“Tim Kaine is disappointed he caught you smoking after 4th period, but he’s not gonna write you up, okay, buddy?”— Jason O. Gilbert, twitter.com