“And no one knew what I was missing until a doctor gave me a handful of Lego and said to put a brick on the table every time I heard a sound.”— Raymond Antrobus, Sian Cain, theguardian.com
“Richard: I can't believe you won't help out a blind man. Larry: I can't believe you said 'blind man' in front of a blind man!”— Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com
“Fact it my ideal girlfriend is hot, smart, funny, into motorcycles & deaf. If I actually found her, I'd walk away from Brooklyn Decker in a heartbeat.”— Becky Hartman Edwards, Emmett Bledsoe, Sean Berdy, imdb.com
“Malory: What are you, deaf and racist? Lana: I'm black! Malory: Oh, put it back in the deck.”— Adam Reed, Malory Archer (voice), Jessica Walter, imdb.com
“Carmine: Love is blind. Shirley: Yes, but deaf, dumb, and unable to smell?”— Barry Rubinowitz, Shirley Feeney, Cindy Williams, imdb.com
“I need some new jokes for my deaf friend, Preferably some he hasn't heard before.”— MentalG66-UnionJack, reddit.com
“What do you call a person who can't hear well? I SAID WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON WHO CANT HEAR WELL?!”— CoolmanExpress, reddit.com