Quotes tagged ‘dessert’

“And this whole prix fixe menu is a scam! Who orders dessert at the beginning of the meal, like a serial killer?”

— Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Mark Levin, Marty Glouberman, Richard Kind, imdb.com

“Felicca: If there is anything that you would like? Anything at all? James Bond: Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert.”

— Christopher Wood, Richard Maibaum, James Bond, Roger Moore, imdb.com

“Igor: What is this? Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Schwartzwalder Kirschtorte. The Monster: [off-screen] MMMMMMM! Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Oh, do you like it? I'm not partial to desserts myself, but this is excellent. Igor: Who are you talking to? Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: To you. You just made a…”

— Mel Brooks, Dr. Frederick Frankenstein, Gene Wilder, imdb.com

“At any rate, I’m not going to kill you, well maybe after dessert. I put a lot of effort into the Key Lime Pie.”

— Tim Minear, Myrtle Snow, Frances Conroy, imdb.com

“Hank Lawson: Mm, this pizza is oddly refreshing. Jill Casey: That's because it's a lemon strudel.”

— Andrew Lenchewski, Jill Casey, Jill Flint, imdb.com

“Ash: Alright, look, we get this done quick enough, we might have time to stop for churros. And look, that's not a racist thing, Pablo. That's just a great dessert. Pablo: You know I'm not Mexican, right? Ash: That's the spirit!”

— Sean Clements, Pablo Simon Bolivar, Ray Santiago, imdb.com

“My roses are like bones in a desert.”

— Kathryn Borel, Sam Brenner, Roger The Alien, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Debbie: Life is a banquet and death is dessert. Steve: I love dessert!”

— Dan Vebber, Steve Smith (voice), Scott Grimes, imdb.com

“Why don’t teddy bears ever order dessert? Because they’re always stuffed.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“All those years I had thought my first choice would be Sour Patch Kids but then I realized God had a different plan for me. Peanut butter and chocolate. Praise the Lord.”

— Shane Dawson, amazon.com

“Falling in love is cool, but have you ever finished a whole pizza by yourself and then wondered what was for dessert?”

— Josh Peck, twitter.com

“I'm gonna get drunk and then I'm gonna order a three course meal where each course is made of dessert.”

— Leslie Knope, amazon.com

“You’re like a sadomasochistic dessert. A pretty little cupcake I want to devour in one bite or maybe smell and lick all over before sinking so very slowly into you.”

— Lucian Bane, amazon.com