“Resentment and vagueness are what darkness and disease feed and flourish on.”— Vanessa Rojas, Felicia, Adriane Lenox, imdb.com
“You dipped the chip. You took a bite. And you dipped again. That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip! From now on, when you take a chip—just take one dip and end it.”— Peter Mehlman, Timmy, Kieran Mulroney, imdb.com
“What did you go out with me for?! Just to dump chocolate on my shirt and then just dump me altogether?! I don't deserve that kind of treatment! What, you don't have the common courtesy to return my calls?! To apologize! You think I'm some sort of a loser, that likes to be abused and ignored?! Who's…”— Larry Charles, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“The thoughtless person playing with penicillin treatment is morally responsible for the death of the man who succumbs to infection with the penicillin-resistant organism. I hope this evil can be averted.”— Alexander Fleming, amazon.com
“When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to stay alive... It’s a good thing my brother told me about it.”— Chainridge, reddit.com
“Those diseases which medicines do not cure, iron cures; those which iron cannot cure, fire cures; and those which fire cannot cure, are to be reckoned wholly incurable.”— Hippocrates, amazon.com
“Love is an incurable disease. In love, there is permanent suffering. Those who love and those who are happy are not the same.”— Alain de Botton, amazon.com
“Maybe civilization will collapse, we’ll all succumb to disease and famine, and the last of us will be eaten by cats. Maybe we’ll all be killed by nanobots hours after you read this sentence. There’s no way to know.”— Randall Munroe, amazon.com
“What did it mean to have AIDS at that time, when diagnosis was an almost certain death sentence? It meant being perceived as a monster, an object of terror even to medical personnel. It meant being trapped in a body that was regarded as repellent, toxic, unpredictable and dangerous.”— Olivia Laing, amazon.com
“He's under my skin. He's invaded me like a deadly disease and hijacked my immune system until I don't even bother fighting it anymore. I look at him, and I'm twisted into knots. Tangled into a messy spool of desire and desperation.”— Julie Johnson, amazon.com
“Yes, you need to talk about STDs. Lesbians get them and give them to other women.”— Mary Gorham Malia, datingadvice.com
“Serious note, Zika virus can be transmitted through sex so not just pregnant women need to be careful but their partners as well.”— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com
“Friday is Earth Day. If you planned to celebrate by having sex on real earth, careful of the Zika virus. Maybe some dirt on your bed is safer.”— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com
“It's my experience that people are a lot more sympathetic if they can see you hurting, and for the millionth time in my life I wish for measles or smallpox or some other easily understood disease just to make it easier on me and also on them.”— Jennifer Niven, amazon.com