“Shirley: Laverne, I'm telling you, flying is safer than driving! Nobody has ever crashed into a cloud! Laverne: Yeah, well nobody ever fell 40,000 feet from a DeSoto, either.”— Chris Thompson, Shirley Feeney, Cindy Williams, imdb.com
“Let’s steal this wheel, take a spin to find out how we feel.”— Red Hot Chili Peppers, open.spotify.com
“Why is it that the street you’re looking for always has a tree from the Mesozoic Era growing around the sign? You’re looking for like Mount Vernon and all you see is like the N. And you drive by going, “That was probably it.””— Dane Cook, youtube.com
“Temple, who was driving, suddenly faltered and wept. “I’ve read that libraries are where immortality lies. . . . I don’t want my thoughts to die with me. . . . I want to have done something. . . . I’m not interested in power, or piles of money. I want to leave something behind. I want to make a posi…”— Oliver Sacks, amazon.com
“If your ever driving alone and need a shoulder to cry on.... Just pull over to the side of the road.”— DongPhuongDriver, reddit.com
“[in the car] 5-year-old: Go faster. Me: Don't be a backseat driver. 5: Then let me up front.”— James Breakwell, twitter.com
“My friend got two minors on his driving test and still passed. But when I ran over a child this morning everyone lost their shit.”— PMMEANUMBER1-10, reddit.com
“I think driving in New York is a great experience. A lot more racing techniques go into it than anyplace else I've ever driven. There basically are no lanes.”— Jeff Gordon, articles.latimes.com
“The highway slipped past our quiet tires, streetlights specks in the distance. I lost all sense of time, out of place from my suburban town, seeking solace in our silence. As we drove on, I watched the stars their quiet elegance magical, twinkling, unafraid. And on that unfamiliar highway I didn’t f…”— Marisa Donnelly, tcat.tc
“The road kiss. You’re driving along a main road, having a random conversation, when one of her favorite songs begin to play. As she glances out the window and begins to sing the chorus... hold her hand, bring it close to you and kiss it.”— Christopher Lai, thelaidetector.com
“Mia: Hey Joe? Can we park a block away from school? I really don't want to cause a riot with this hearse. Joe: This is a non-riot hearse. And if it were a hearse there would be silence in the backseat.”— Gina Wendkos, Anne Hathaway, Mia, imdb.com
“It’s not just what he drives, but how he drives. No one wants to stay in the slow lane forever, but if he speeds and is reckless there’s a good chance he won’t make a considerate lover. A man who takes his time over his maneuvers and performs them with skill and precision is likely to give you a smo…”— Deolu, informationng.com
“Josh: 'Hey James Bond, In America we drive on the right side of the road!' Cher: 'I am! You try driving in platforms.'”— Cher, Josh, amazon.com
“Josh: 'You want to practice parking?' Cher: 'What's the point? Everywhere you go has valet.'”— Cher, Josh, amazon.com
“When I'm on the freeway I can't help but honk at the a-holes who don't like my violent, unpredictable driving.”— Conan O'Brien, twitter.com
“Serious tweet: phone companies could save lives and prevent texting & driving accidents if they admit nobody ever wants to type 'ducking.'”— Trevor , twitter.com
“And we danced / with tall grass, wind, and sunrise, drove the next day a two-lane that slid / like a lover across the plain.”— Joe Wilkins, amazon.com