“You're 32 years old, and you've achieved nothing. Jesus Christ was dead and alive again by 33. You better get crackin'.”— Charlie Kaufman, CIA Agent Jim Byrd, George Clooney, imdb.com
“I had a fairly standard childhood. I came from what you might call a broken home, literally broken. I was eight days old and still living with my parents. How sad is that?! Clearly it was time to move on.”— Alan J. Schoolcraft, Brent Simons, Megamind (voice), Will Ferrell, imdb.com
“Look at you, man! You're a full-grown cat still watching cartoons! Why, you're three years old! Do you know what that is in human years?”— Vincent Waller, Ren Höek (voice), John Kricfalusi, imdb.com
“You were right, Bob. I needed to let my baby birds fly. My bratty little baby birds fly with their crappy little wings. Sometimes you gotta push 'em out the window.”— Dan Fybel, Rich Renaldi, Linda Belcher, John Roberts, imdb.com
“Which one of your kids will never grow up and move out of the house? Your husband.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.”— Andy Cowan, Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com