“Bob: [practicing] 'As you know, sir, we have several loans with your institution, all 'past due.' But what does 'past due' even mean, you know? Gene: It's brilliant! There's no such thing as time! Linda: Gene was past due, and he came out fine.”Tagged: Loan Officers, Past Due, Brilliant
“You were right, Bob. I needed to let my baby birds fly. My bratty little baby birds fly with their crappy little wings. Sometimes you gotta push 'em out the window.”Tagged: Alliteration, Baby Birds, Failure to Launch