“Erin Hannon: Why don't you like him? Michael Scott: What is there to like? He's just... he's a weird little skeevy guy with no waist. Why do you care whether we like him or not? Erin Hannon: I care if you like him.”— Jon Vitti, Erin Hannon, Ellie Kemper, imdb.com
“What, you want a father figure? Stop pulling your sister's hair!”— Tim Herlihy, Steve Franks, Sonny Koufax, Adam Sandler, imdb.com
“None of us get to choose our fathers, but we do get to choose our father figures. I chose my mother. That set me back a bit.”— Keith Heisler, Mike Barker, Seth MacFarlane, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“It's okay, Perry. You just said how you feel. Honestly, I am so full of your love right now, I literally could not take another drop. Brace yourself, I'm coming in. You smell like a father figure.”— Bill Lawrence, John 'J.D.' Dorian, Zach Braff, imdb.com