“Sometimes I fantasize about tripping and breaking an ankle so I have an excuse to not exercise for a few months.”— Sex Diaries, thecut.com
“Different though their characters may be, the demographics of their clients are the same: predominately white men.”— Tiffany Diane Tso, allure.com
“I am not an ass man! I don't have an ass fetish! I am not obsessed with asses.”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com
“So for every 'yuck' response to the notion of a woman wearing pantyhose comes (or better put, cums) a 'yum' from the men who find this particular type of hosiery insanely sexy.”— Tierney Finster, melmagazine.com
“Okay well, let's not knock someone for a fetish. I mean, you know, some people like being... choked by red licorice. I'm not saying who, but I think you know it's me.”— Aline Brosh McKenna, Rachel Bloom, Erin Ehrlich, Rebecca Bunch, Rachel Bloom, imdb.com
“Why do foot fetishists never win? Because they like the taste of defeat.”— PM_TASTFUL_FEET_PICS, reddit.com
“I’d love to have somebody gently scoop chow mein in my mouth because I have an Asian fed-dish.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“You know what I would like to do? I would really like to have sex with a tall woman. I mean really tall. Like a like a giant Like six-five.”— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“Why do guys with foot fetishes have so many friends? Because they always get off on the right foot.”— hotbuttbiscuit, reddit.com