Sometimes I fantasize about tripping and breaking an ankle so I have an excuse to not exercise for a few months.
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Quotes tagged ‘Fetish’
I’ll see you in hell.
I try to trace back to when I became attracted to a woman’s throat.
Different though their characters may be, the demographics of their clients are the same: predominately white men.
I am not an ass man! I don't have an ass fetish! I am not obsessed with asses.
So for every 'yuck' response to the notion of a woman wearing pantyhose comes (or better put, cums) a 'yum' from the men who find this particular type of hosiery insanely sexy.
Okay well, let's not knock someone for a fetish. I mean, you know, some people like being... choked by red licorice. I'm not saying who, but I think you know it's me.
— Aline Brosh McKenna, Rachel Bloom, Erin Ehrlich, Rebecca Bunch, Rachel Bloom, imdb.com
Why do foot fetishists never win? Because they like the taste of defeat.
I’d love to have somebody gently scoop chow mein in my mouth because I have an Asian fed-dish.
You know what I would like to do? I would really like to have sex with a tall woman. I mean really tall. Like a like a giant Like six-five.
My friends are always giving me shit... Because I have poop fetish.
A pee fetish isn't something you do half-hearted. Either urine or you're out.
— Duvidl, reddit.com
Why do guys with foot fetishes have so many friends? Because they always get off on the right foot.
I've discovered I have a logic fetish. I can't stop coming to conclusions.
— Slats7, reddit.com