“I got my iPhone wet! I don’t have a bag of rice to drop it in, but a bag of sashimi works, too, right?”— Stephen Colbert, twitter.com
“Question for all you sommeliers out there: What vintage would you recommend pairing with this half-eaten Snickers I found in my desk?”— Stephen Colbert, twitter.com
“Your body expends more calories breaking down honey than sugar, so opt for the sticky stuff instead.”— Healisty, facebook.com
“The most successful dieters, regardless of whether their goal is muscle gain or fat-loss, eat the same few meals over and over again.”— Timothy Ferriss, amazon.com
“You can trick your brain into believing that you ate something sweet by simply brushing your teeth.”— Dr. Jyothi Shenoy, amazon.com
“Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.”— Meg Cabot, amazon.com
“Just had dinner with friends and no one had any food restrictions and we all had three drinks and I was just so giddy.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.com
“I have very high standards for every part of life - my work, my relationships, food, love. I can't just pretend.”— Olivia WIlde, books.google.com
“When you find yourself looking in the fridge out of boredom, drink the biggest glass of water you can find. You'll be too full to want food.”— Unknown, 1000lifehacks.com
“Prepping for my Oscar night party. Anyone know a good onion dip recipe that serves 3,000?”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.com
“Eating calcium-rich foods, such as milk and yogurt, along with potassium-rich banana just before and at the onset of your cycle will reduce the severity of cramps and food cravings. Banana also contains serotonin, which reduces moodiness and overeating.”— Pallavi Kapur, lifehack.org
“Just an FYI: All table salt is sea salt. Mined salt just happens to come from long-buried, evaporated, prehistoric seas.”— Neil deGrasse Tyson, twitter.com
“A mother is a person who when seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.”— Tenneva Jordan, thoughtcatalog.com
“I bet the worst part about being a birthday cake is when you're set on fire and then eaten by the hero that saved you.”— Little Greenis, twitter.com
“For safety’s sake, suggest your girl avoid nuts, seeds, anything sharp. For comfort’s sake, nothing too, too spicy, either. For cleanliness’s sake, things that might encourage a bowel movement. Coffee, or really any hot beverage, should be avoided too.”— Carol Queen, askmen.com
“Do not eat a lot before you will be having anal. You can if you want, but it might make you nauseous. I'm not saying starve yourself or stick to a liquid diet. Just don't eat a lot.”— Stef Woods, citygirlblogs.com
“Though your anus is not a storage compartment for feces, they do pass through their on the way to the porcelain pool, so your diet can impact your degree of comfort and pleasure during anal play. If you don’t have enough fiber in your diet and you have to push hard when going to the bathroom, irrita…”— Jessica O'Reilly, wdish.com
“Sandwich outdoors isn’t a sandwich anymore. Tastes different than indoors, notice? Got more spice. Tastes like mint and pinesap. Does wonders for the appetite.”— Ray Bradbury, amazon.com