“Want a man who makes love with gusto? Suggest a dinner date and watch how he eats. After all, how he tucks into his food should give you a good indication of how he might nibble on your ears, neck, toes… and everywhere else in between.”— Deolu, informationng.com
“Pay attention to the way he eats when you’re at a restaurant or something. Does he have good appetite? Is he a picky eater or is he open to new things? Does he take his time to finish a meal? If you barely had time to have a first bite and he’s already done with his dish, there are very good chances…”— Irina Terehova, mtlblog.com
“I would like a cheeseburger, with a side of cheeseburger, and see if they can make me a cheeseburger smoothie.”— Lorelai Gilmore, amazon.com
“If you experience vaginal dryness, ask your doctor if you should eat more soy products, which contain a weak form of estrogen that can aid natural lubrication.”— Dennis Thompson, everydayhealth.com
“Snacking on yogurt with live cultures helps boost the good bacteria in your hoo-ha, which, as you know, is all around fantastic for preventing annoying vaginal problems like yeast infections.”— Ashley Oerman, womenshealthmag.com
“Food is not about impressing people. It's about making them feel comfortable.”— Ina Garten, amazon.com
“Can someone please pass the ketchup? (one of my 21 million followers HAS to be in this diner)”— Conan O'Brien, twitter.com
“If you scream in fake German for 30 seconds, at least one of those made up words will be the name of a German pastry.”— Conan O'Brien, twitter.com
“Play with your food. Bring a selection of enticing foods into the bedroom. Chocolate sauce, whipped cream, and strawberries all make for sensual additions to a romp. Drizzle or place them on various body parts and lick or nibble them off. When your sweet tooth is satisfied, your sexual appetite will…”— Sabrina Rogers-Anderson, urbanette.com
“Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait…wait. I worry what you just heard was: Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?”— Ron Swanson, amazon.com
“Zerts are what I call desserts. Tray-trays are entrées. I call sandwiches ‘sammies,’ ‘sandoozles,’ or ‘Adam Sandlers.’ Air conditioners are ‘cool blasterz.’ I call cakes ‘big ol’ cookies.’ I call noodles ‘long-ass rice.’ Fried chicken is ‘fry-fry chicky-chick.’ Chicken parm is ‘chicky-chicky-parm-pa…”— Tom Haverford, amazon.com
“I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.”— Groucho Marx, amazon.com
“I know roses are the traditional Vanetine's Day offering but a canister of whipped cream might be nice addition to spice things up.”— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com
“You can eat what you want. Or you don’t have to eat. It’s so easy to cook for yourself. Make a casserole and eat it all week. Grab a frozen TV dinner. Eat a fried egg sandwich.”— Vicki L Hodges, pairedlife.com
“Stephen’s Picks! Today’s Stephen Pick: Celery sticks with peanut butter. A delicious and healthy lunchtime treat.”— Stephen Colbert, twitter.com
“Hope you all had a great International Yoga Day. I’m currently working on my favorite pose: Recumbent Swiss Roll Consumer.”— Stephen Colbert, twitter.com