“Over time, I came to believe that the cultural dating chasm was too vast for me to cross — that no matter how long I stayed in France, I would remain an American, through and through, with American ideas not just about dating but about the marrow of relationships: that emotional intimacy — closeness…”— Anna Ostrom, thecut.com
“Surrendered like a French fucking soldier!”— Alice O'Neill, Mike "Wags" Wagner, David Costabile, imdb.com
“He is very middle-of-the-road French-very pied-noir, very provincial.”— Karl Lagerfeld, glamourmagazine.co.uk
“Why don’t French people have two eggs for breakfast? Because one is 'un ouef'”— unpresidentedfact, reddit.com
“Have you heard about the new French tank? It had fourteen motors. 13 go in reverse. The last one goes forward, in case the enemy attacks from behind.”— TheGoodestBoy, reddit.com
“And it's not me being French and against money. I'm not against money, I'm an entrepreneur!”— Jean Touitou, elle.com
“In French, you don’t really say I miss you. You say ‘tu me manques,’ which is closer to ‘you are missing from me.’”— Anonymous, eyeslikerhinestones.tumblr.com
“At drive-thrus, I order in a British accent but pay in a French accent. Someday they’ll ask “Where's the British guy?” but so far not yet.””— Conan O'Brien, twitter.com