“After getting the windows on my car tinted black, I showed it to my wife. She said, "I wouldn't be seen dead in that thing!" I said, "That's the point.”Tagged: husband, Wife, Married Couple
“There's a lot of give and take in my marriage. I give her my money and she takes my sanity.”Tagged: Marriage, give and take, Money, Sanity
“What's it called when you're reborn as something French? Oui-incarnation.”Tagged: french, Incarnation
“I've spent three sleepless nights trying to think of a mountain pun. I'm starting to think I wont Everest.”Tagged: Sleepless, Mountain, Puns
“My girlfriend said she'd dump me if I didn't eat everything from her bin. I've had enough of her rubbish.”Tagged: Girlfriend, Trash
“I told my dad that I glued all my A* papers to my ceiling. He said, "Keep up the good work."”Tagged: Ceiling, Good, Work