“Joey: ‘Monica, relax. Go get a beer.’ Monica: ‘I don’t want a beer.’ Joey: ‘Who said it was for you?’”— Monica Geller, Joey Tribbiani, amazon.com
“Rachel: ‘You idiot!’ Chandler: ‘I’m sure you’re right, but why?’”— Chandler Bing, Rachel Green, amazon.com
“Monica: 'Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds.' Chandler: 'Uh, so how many cameras are actually on you?'”— Chandler Bing, Monica Geller, amazon.com
“I grew up in a house with Monica, okay. If you didn’t eat fast, you didn’t eat.”— Ross Geller, amazon.com
“Phoebe: 'You name one woman that you broke up with for a real reason.' Chandler: 'Maureen Rosilla.' Ross: ''Cause she doesn’t hate Yanni’ is not a real reason.'”— Chandler Bing, Ross Geller, Phoebe Buffay, amazon.com
“Reporter: 'I like that. What’s your name?' Phoebe: 'Phoebe. That’s, P, as in Phoebe, H, as in hoebe, O as in oebe, E, as in ebe, B, as in bebe, and E as in… ‘Ello there mate.'”— Phoebe Buffay, amazon.com
“Oh my God. I've become my father. I've been trying so hard not to become my mother, I didn't see this coming.”— Rachel Green, amazon.com
“Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to say. It could say, 'Ross Geller, Good at Marriage!' Y'know? Mine's gonna say, 'Phoebe Buffay, Buried Alive.'”— Phoebe Buffay, amazon.com
“Chandler still thinks I'm pregnant and he hasn't asked me how I'm feeling or offered to carry my bags. I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him.”— Phoebe Buffay, amazon.com
“First divorce: wife's hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second divorce: said the wrong name at the altar, kind of my fault. Third divorce: they shouldn't let you get married when you're that drunk and have stuff drawn all over your face, Nevada's fault.”— Ross Geller, amazon.com
“If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.”— Phoebe Buffay, amazon.com
“Chandler: 'I'm being transferred to Yemen.' Janice: 'I'll write you everyday...15 Yemen Road, Yemen.'”— Chandler Bing, Janice Hosenstein, amazon.com
“But they don't know that we know they know we know!”— Alexa Junge, Phoebe Buffay, Lisa Kudrow, imdb.com
“She's your lobster. C'mon you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You can actually see old lobster couples, walking around their tank, you know, holding claws. ... See? He's her lobster!”— Phoebe Buffay, amazon.com
“Just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!”— Rachel Green, amazon.com