“Saw 2 guys dressed just alike so I asked them if they were gay They beat me with their nightstick and then arrested me.”— daddaman1, reddit.com
“When two gay men have sex, how to they know whose penis will open up to accept the other person's penis?”— Dwight Schrute, imdb.com
“Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says,"I can't believe I blew thirty bucks in there."”— MJAMPLIFY, reddit.com
“Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish?”— Paul Lynde, books.google.com
“If I had a son or daughter come out and tell me they're gay, I'd only respond with I know. This way, if it's a prank, they just got pranked back. If they're serious, I look like an understanding parent. Win-win.”— jpolic01212, reddit.com
“I've always felt I've related to women deeply because of being gay and feeling like there was always somebody trying to oppress me, to keep me down, to put me in my place.”— Ryan Murphy, elle.com
“Rim jobs aren’t just a gay thing. Gay guys are rimming each other, sure, but girlfriends are rimming girlfriends, boyfriends are rimming girlfriends, and girlfriends are rimming boyfriends.”— Madison Moore, thoughtcatalog.com
“Fear is inherent when having an 'unconventional' sexual orientation. The fear of who will accept you or not, the fear of physical attack, the racing heartbeat you feel every single time you come out to someone - over and over again through your entire life.”— Jacob Geers, amazon.com
“If you can't come out on coming out day, do not feel badly. I think it makes things better (in the long run) but it's tough!”— Gaby Dunn, twitter.com
“I was 20 years old. Attending a catholic college where I was playing basketball for, no joke, the Lady Monks. As often as she could my girlfriend would drive three hours to pick me up and drive me back to her house for the weekend. I was so in love and so desperate to see her, but as soon as I’d get…”— Andrea Gibson, facebook.com
“Do we have to know who's gay and who's straight can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?”— Ellen Degeneres, books.google.com