“The time has come for outdated ideas of being the 'right kind of gay' to sashay away.”— Philip Ellis, manrepeller.com
“Clay Jensen: I thought maybe…I thought maybe you were in love with her. Tony Padilla: Clay…you know I’m gay, right? Clay Jensen: What? No, I didn’t know that. How was I supposed to know that? Tony Padilla: I thought everyone knew it. Clay Jensen: I don’t think everyone knows. Tony Padilla: A lot of…”— Kirk A. Moore, Clay Jensen, Dylan Minnette, imdb.com
“Clay Jensen: So that guy Brad…is he your boyfriend now? Tony Padilla: I hope he’s still my boyfriend. He’s been pretty annoyed lately because…I’ve been spending all my time with another guy. You.”— Kirk A. Moore, Clay Jensen, Dylan Minnette, imdb.com
“Elaine: My father thought George was gay. Jerry: It must have been the singing. Elaine: No, he pretty much thinks everybody’s gay.”— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com
“Anybody can be unhappy. We can all be hurt. You don’t have to be poor to need something or somebody. Rednecks, hippies, misfits—we’re all the same. Gay or straight? So what? It doesn’t matter to me. We have to be concerned about other people, regardless.”— Willie Nelson, parade.com
“Well, he’s a pediatrician, so you know he likes kids. Or feet?...No, no, kids. He has a bill from a divorce lawyer, so you know he’s single. And he has a golf magazine, so you know he’s not gay or poor.”— Robert Carlock, Jenna Maroney, Jane Krakowski, imdb.com
“You know, my whole life and career has been championing the rights of women, gay folk and disenfranchised folk. This administration is a fucking nightmare for us.”— Kathy Griffin, theguardian.com
“Happy Lowman: You are so gay. Tig Trager: Just gay enough.”— Roberto Patino, Kurt Sutter, Alex "Tig" Trager, Kim Coates, imdb.com
“Gretchen: You're gay. Shitstain: No. But this nigga sucks really good dick.”— Stephen Falk, Shitstain, Darrell Britt-Gibson, imdb.com
“Did you hear about the gay security guard who got fired from his job at the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job.”— kawalchugh, reddit.com
“Why do gay people laugh a lot? Because they can never keep a straight face.”— Careless_Corey, reddit.com
“My roommate told me my clothes look gay. I was, like, don’t be a dick, dude; they just came out of the closet.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“What does every heterosexual man realize ten years into marriage? Why ’gay’ also means happy.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“There is latent homophobia in our community. They tried to say that being gay is a sin, and I said that adultery is a sin. Adultery is responsible for breaking up more marriages, but do we put that in the Constitution? It's absurd.”— Al Sharpton, nysun.com
“A friend just pointed out to me that being a lesbian has nothing to do with men, which is true, but it suddenly dawned on me how patriarchal it is of men to assume otherwise — that being gay has anything to do with rejecting or even hating men. Poor fragile men!”— Sally Kohn, twitter.com
“I'm actually all for gay marriage. Just the thought of having another man around the house...”— Daniel Tosh, en.wikiquote.org
“You think you can get him to just change teams? He's not going to suddenly switch sides. Forget about it.”— Carol Leifer, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com