“I never want people to feel like they aren't gay enough or straight enough. It's about what's in your heart. And what's in your heart is like [kissing sounds]”— Jonathan Van Ness, imdb.com
“It wasn't an option for me to be closeted or to keep it to myself. Sky's blue, grass is green. Can't fight it.”— Jonathan Van Ness, imdb.com
“If my gay black ass from the South could do it, your ass can do it. So, just believe in yourself.”— Karamo Brown, imdb.com
“You are the epitome of what it is to be a strong, beautiful, black, gay man.”— Karamo Brown, imdb.com
“I’m not saying a conversation between one police officer and one gay guy will solve all the problems, but maybe it can open up eyes to something more.”— Karamo Brown, imdb.com
“Black, gay and old? I'm not gonna know which box to check on the hate crime form.”— Allison Silverman, Titus Andromedon, Tituss Burgess, imdb.com
“Titus Andromedon: That boy is gay. Kimmy Schmidt: He's not gay. Gay hasn't even gotten to Indiana yet. There are rumors about Ohio.”— Allison Silverman, Kimmy Schmidt, Ellie Kemper, imdb.com
“I wanna show straight and gay men alike that self-care and grooming isn't mutually exclusive with femininity or masculinity.”— Jonathan Van Ness, imdb.com
“Archer: We look totally gay! Ray: I am gay. Archer: Well, I'm not! Ray: Then why are you wearing that turtleneck?”— Ray Gillette (voice), Adam Reed, imdb.com
“Here's a little dreidel that's small and made of clay. But I'm not going to play with it 'cause dreidel's friggin' gay.”— Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com
“Terrance: Scott really hates us, Phillip. Phillip: Yes, perhaps he's homophobic. Terrance: But we're not gay, Phillip. Phillip: We're not?”— Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Terrance, Matt Stone, imdb.com
“Anita: [about Russell] I could have sworn he was gay. He's knitting! Claire: Haven't you noticed a lot of straight guys knit these days? It's like a macho thing. Like, ‘I’m so straight I can even knit!’”— Jill Soloway, Claire Fisher, Lauren Ambrose, imdb.com
“Hi! You've reached David and Keith, but we can't come to the phone right now because we're too gay!”— Alan Ball, David Fisher, Michael C. Hall, imdb.com
“Dennis: Lay it on us, bud. Mac: It involves us pulling up our bootstraps, oiling up a couple of asses, and doing a little plowing of our own. Not gay sex.”— Charlie Day, Sonny Lee, Patrick Walsh, Mac, Rob McElhenney, imdb.com
“Here's a confession: I'm in love with a man. What? I'm in love with a man... a man named God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha.”— Charlie Day, Charlie Kelly, Charlie Day, imdb.com
“Dee: How could you not tell me you were gay? Terrell: I'm a musical theater actor living in Philadelphia! I didn't think it was that big a secret.”— Charlie Day, Rob McElhenney, Deandra Reynolds, Kaitlin Olson, imdb.com
“Now, it's true, I'm not gay. I, Darryl Whitefeather, I like both sexes. I'm a bothsexual!”— Rachel Bloom, Aline Brosh McKenna, Darryl Whitefeather, Pete Gardner, imdb.com
“Alex: OK, let's do this. What's my gay category? Derrick: OK, you're a twink, but I've seen you eat so you're a sloppy twink, which is not as much fun as it sounds. Penny, you drink a lot, you are really loud and you have a lot of embarrassing stories about dating. Bitch, you are a hag. Penny: But I…”— David Caspe, Derrick, Stephen Guarino, imdb.com
“If you were told by those you trusted most that your sexuality was broken, was a threat to you and those you loved, how far would you go to protect the world from it?”— Patrick Gothman, medium.com