“It’s Fabergé Organics. Use the shampoo and the conditioner, and when your hair’s damp—it’s not wet, okay? When it’s damp, do four puffs of the Farrah Fawcett spray.”Tagged: Fabergé Organics, Shampoo, Conditioner, Farrah Fawcett, Damp
“I may be a pretty shitty boyfriend, but turns out I’m actually a pretty damn good babysitter.”Tagged: babysitter, Boyfriend
“Steve, talking about Dustin: He’s missing bones and stuff. He can bend like Gumbo. Robin: You mean Gumby. Steve: No, I’m pretty sure it’s Gumbo.”Tagged: Gumby, Gumbo