“Kyle: Do you really think my hat is stupid? Stan: As a matter of fact, I think it is the nicest hat I have ever known.”— Kenny Hotz, Trey Parker, Kyle Broflovski, Matt Stone, imdb.com
“A less deceptive (and considerably less serious) subcategory of catfishing, so-called hatfishing occurs when someone wears a hat to conceal the fact that they’re more or less balding.”— Brittany Wong, huffingtonpost.com
“Don't worry darling, it's just a hat, belonging to a small-headed man of limited means, who lost a fight with a chicken.”— Tom Mankiewicz (Screenplay), Ian Fleming (Novel), James Bond, Roger Moore, amazon.com
“I heard a weatherman say that 75% of your body heat is actually lost through the top of the top of the head. Which sounds like you could go skiing naked if you got a good hat.”— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“If you wear a visor for longer than 3 minutes, you’re legally required to change your name to Trey.”— Conan O'Brien, twitter.com