“Sometimes when someone says 'go big or go home,' it's kind of nice to just go home.”— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com
“Sometimes when two people love each other, it's really unfortunate.”— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com
“My biggest pet peeve is bad grammar. Is this the life I hoped I'd have?”— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com
“I don't know how to tell you that I'm glad the passion is gone. I used to think of you every waking moment and now I get so much more work done.”— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com
“It freaks me out when I think about how big the universe is. Just so big and growing bigger, exploding outward constantly in all directions, so no, I don't care how fast I was going, officer.”— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com
“We don't have to be who we were before now. I could be proud of my body. You could be a vampire or something.”— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com
“Consent would be a good name for a band on account of how awkward people would feel trash talking them.”— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com
“It's time to make yourself proud and everyone else a little nervous.”— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com
“Being stuck in the friend zone is actually really nice. Who couldn't use more friends?”— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com
“I believe most people are inherently good. But overcoming our nature is what separates us from the animals.”— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com
“If I could have just one wish, I would probably screw it up.”— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com
“I want everyone to love me and I'm pretty sure the trick is to just be myself, but with money.”— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com
“Marriage isn't just between a man and a woman. It's between any two people who love each other and want to ruin their lives.”— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com
“Overreaction: Any reaction to something that doesn't affect me.”— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com
“I came up with the best way to shut people up: 'Oh shit, you're right!'”— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com
“My resolution this year is to buy a dog and practice loving something back.”— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com
“You'll never see the end of your own story, so maybe you should throw in some sub-plots?”— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com
“Blah blah blah. You feel trapped in your life. Here is what i am hearing: Happiness isn't worth any inconvenience.”— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com
“You were my everything. Which, upon reflection, was probably the problem.”— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com