Quotes tagged ‘humor’

(1220 total)

“Being with you is better than loneliness. And I guess I thought those were my only two options?”

“Imagine if instead of only 10 percent of our brains, we could access 9 percent. Just one percent less. How happy we might be!”

“I don't wish I were dead, but some time off from being alive would be nice.”

“I am so tired of taking everyone' word for it that money doesn't buy happiness.”

“There are two types of love. True love, and the love we actually get.”

“There is a fire deep inside us and nobody else can see when it burns out.”

“Monsters are even more scary when you've seen them afraid.”

“If you want the impossible, you have to make it want you back.”

“I'd like my obituary to hint at a sequel.”

“How's life? Well, I'm getting back what I put into it. So, not great.”

“Love is stupid. Happiness is admitting we aren't better than stupid.”

“There will always be someone better than you. But on the bright side, who cares?”

“When you kiss me, I feel like I will live forever. But a better version of forever, that never gets boring.”

“Maybe cats will take over when we all die. That's a nice thought. I hope we all die.”

“If you put your mind to it, you can do anything. But you won't.”

“There are some secrets I will take to my grave. But I don't want loving you to be one of them.”

“Don't love someone to save yourself. Love someone to destroy who you used to be.”

“At my worst, I worry you'll realize you deserve better. At my best, I worry you won't.”

“When people say our love won't last forever, it sounds like they think anything will.”

“Happiness is not a house where you can live.”