Quotes tagged ‘humor’

(1220 total)

“Love is a snowman we built together. And yes, spring is coming, but not just yet.”

“Nobody grows tired of something they can't have.”

“You're the prime suspect in the kidnapping of my heart. And I do not negotiate with terrorists.”

“I have loved since you. But when the new paint gets scratched, there you are underneath.”

“I found a way to make your cellphone love you. There's a secret code you punch in and it calls your mom.”

“Marriage: the ultimate double dare.”

“Our love is a meteor impact, a super volcano erupting. We won't survive but we won't die bored.”

“When it snows, that is just God's way of still not existing.”

“Relationships are hard work for very little pay. I say we unionize.”

“Ah, unrequited love. When your best isn't enough.”

“Even monsters are welcome when your home feels empty.”

“I wonder what kind of person I would be if I didn't worry so much about what kind of person you wanted.”

“Life is not always better than the alternative. But saying so is mental illness?”

“CAN'T STOP. WON'T STOP. NOT SURE HOW TO STOP.”

“I am not afraid of commitment. I'm afraid of being committed to you when the right thing comes along.”

“You and I were meant to be together, even if we weren't meant to be happy.”

“I feel like we're perfectly in sync, both of us imagining that I'm someone else.”

“Just once I'd like to fall in love with someone who will ruin things before I do.”

“We'll always have yesterday.”

“You and me baby! We are the future. And the future is bleak.”