“[To her father, who is not paying attention] I had two heart attacks, an abortion, and did crack... while I was pregnant. Other than that, I'm fine.”— Guillaume Laurant, Amélie Poulain, Audrey Tautou, imdb.com
“'Hello' is the appropriate way to indicate you're open to a social engagement. Unless, however, you're approaching a weasel. Then I believe the proper signal is just to offer him your hindquarters.”— Lorelai Gilmore, amazon.com
“I stop drinking coffee, I stop doing the standing and the walking and the words-putting-into-sentence doing.”— Lorelai Gilmore, amazon.com
“Did anyone ever think that maybe Sylvia Plath wasn't crazy, she was just cold?”— Lorelai Gilmore, amazon.com
“This is America, where we unapologetically bastardize other countries' cultures in a gross quest for moral and military supremacy.”— Lorelai Gilmore, amazon.com
“If you're going to throw your life away, he'd better have a motorcycle.”— Lorelai Gilmore, amazon.com
“As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I'm totally flexible.”— Lorelai Gilmore, amazon.com
“I would like a cheeseburger, with a side of cheeseburger, and see if they can make me a cheeseburger smoothie.”— Lorelai Gilmore, amazon.com
“If it was physically possible to make love to a hot beverage, this would be the one.”— Lorelai Gilmore, amazon.com
“I don't like problems. I avoid them when I can and I don't like people pointing them out to me.”— Lorelai Gilmore, amazon.com
“It's all any of us wants, to find a nice person to hang out with until we drop dead. Not a lot to ask!”— Lorelai Gilmore, amazon.com