“I ate a brownie once. At a party in college. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable, actually. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there wasn't any pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.com
“I would like to be president some day, so, no, I have not smoked marijuana.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.com
“No matter what I do, literally nothing bad can happen to me. I'm like a white male US senator.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.com
“You know what? America is awesome. It's so full of hope. And small towns and big cities. And real people and delicious beverages and hot guys.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.com
“I'm gonna get drunk and then I'm gonna order a three course meal where each course is made of dessert.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.com
“There’s nothing we can’t do if we work hard, never sleep, and shirk all other responsibilities in our lives.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.com
“He told me he liked me and I'm gonna go make out with him right now. On his face.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.com
“I don't want to be overdramatic, but today felt like a hundred years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.com
“Guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.com
“I'm going to be direct and honest with you. I would like a glass of red wine and I'll take the cheapest one you have because I can't tell the difference.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.com