“I’ve always said that if my son thinks of me as one of his idiot friends, I’ve succeeded as a dad.”— Phil Dunphy, amazon.com
“So Laura’s trying to test me? Bring it on. I’ve been tested my entire life. They could never find anything.”— Phil Dunphy, amazon.com
“It’s so painful to have loved someone once and then never again. Sometimes you’ll wish it never happened just so you didn’t know how good it felt. Then you remember that quote ‘It’s better to have loved and lost than to have ever loved at all’ and you’re like, ‘okay, fine.'”— Ryan O'Connell, thoughtcatalog.com
“I’ll take a picture but please don’t make me try to have a conversation with you or make my sober face at this point.”— Willam Belli, out.com
“Whoever said that money doesn’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.”— Blair Waldorf, amazon.com
“In case you were wondering, WebMD has no cures for 'My dog just dragged her butt across my whole backyard & made eye contact w/ me.'”— Grace Helbig, twitter.com
“Take a selfie it'll last long-wait delete that one my eyebrows look fat take another.”— Grace Helbig, twitter.com
“Joseph: 'You're gorgeous when you blush. Like a wild flower.' Georgette: 'It's my dyspepsia.'”— Guillaume Laurant, Georgette, Isabelle Nanty, imdb.com