“What I hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring really loudly at me.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.com
“I need you to text me every 30 seconds saying that everything is gonna be okay.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.com
“We have to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles and work. Or waffles, friends, work. But work has to come third.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.com
“I'm the laziest person I've ever met. Sometimes I just use my chest as a tray.”— Lena Dunham, Hannah Horvath, amazon.com
“Display your sense of humor. Laugh at their jokes if they're funny and tell a couple of your own. Don't be afraid to let them know that they're funny with words in addition to a giggle or guffaw.”— Crystal Schwanke, teens.lovetoknow.com
“If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.”— Lemony Snicket, amazon.com
“Surround yourself with people who are the ketchup to your french fries-they make you a better version of yourself. Yes french fries are amazing on their own, but combined with ketchup they are a force. Spend time with people who bring out your true flavors, but don't overpower you.”— Grace Helbig, amazon.com
“Young love is so ridiculous, as is middle-aged and old love. And it’s also hilarious.”— Grace Helbig, amazon.com
“When life gives you lemons, you exchange them at the store for something more edible.”— Grace Helbig, amazon.com
“Sorry. I've never heard you talk about your ex wife, and I got really nervous, and I tried to flirt information out of you.”— Jessica Day, netflix.com