“I don't know why, I told my dad that my imaginary friend touched me.”— Thomas Ward, Liz Doran, Josh Thomas, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.com
“Even when I was a kid, my imaginary friend would play with the kid across the street. I'd be like, "Hey, so I guess I'll see you later," and he's, like, "Whatever, queer". That's a hate crime!”— Daniel Tosh, amazon.com