“Does anyone have any Q-tips? Because I can't believe what I'm hearing.”Tagged: Q-Tips, joke, Can't Believe It
“You know, they have this saying that, uh, bad things happen to good people, and, you know, if that's true, I must be some kind of a saint.”Tagged: Bad Things, Good People, Saint, Life
“And I said, 'I'm not gonna sign anything without my realtor looking it over first.'”Tagged: Realtor , sign, Law, Admittance of Guilt , Lawyer