“Jean is a nice person. She happens to like girls instead of guys. Some people like cats instead of dogs. Frankly, I'd rather live with a lesbian than a cat. Unless a lesbian sheds; that I don't like.”— Jeffrey Duteil, Sophia Petrillo, Estelle Getty, imdb.com
“There are no games. It’s true what they say about lesbians: you meet and then the next day you move in together.”— Tila Tequila, foxnews.com
“Trusting anyone's dangerous. Especially a carpet-munching gender traitor.”— Margaret Atwood, Ofglen, Alexis Bledel, imdb.com
“A lesbian sighting. Oh-ho! My lucky day. They're so fascinating. Why is that? Because they don't want us. You gotta respect that.”— Larry David, Peter Mehlman, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“I'm not into gay or bisexual experiences. But that's hypocritical of me, because I'd rather see two women together than just about anything else. That happens to be my personal, favorite thing.”— Axl Rose, rollingstone.com