“One of my various brothers-in-law was a mailman. He said the expression 'going postal' made perfect sense to him. You spend all day delivering a mountain of letters one at a time. Then you go to work the next morning, and there's a whole new mountain to deal with. And it's forever.”— Bruce Zimmerman, David Rossi, Joe Mantegna, imdb.com
“To Hawaii. The most sought-after postal route of them all. The air is so dewy-sweet you don't even have to lick the stamps. But it's not to be, so I'm hanging it up.”— Spike Feresten, Newman, Wayne Knight, imdb.com
“I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm a US postal worker and my mail truck was just ambushed by a band of backwoods mail-hating survivalists.”— Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin, Newman, Wayne Knight, imdb.com
“All right, all right. All right you go ahead. You go ahead and keep it secret. But you remember this. When you control the mail, you control...information.”— Carol Leifer, Newman, Wayne Knight, imdb.com
“Because the mail never stops. It just keeps coming and coming and coming, there's never a let-up. It's relentless. Every day it piles up more and more and more! And you gotta get it out but the more you get it out the more it keeps coming in. And then the bar code reader breaks and it's Publishers C…”— Larry Charles, Newman, Wayne Knight, imdb.com