“I’m a manager. Nobody cares what the fuck I look like.”— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Susie Myerson, Alex Borstein, imdb.com
“Eric: Forget that girl. The only reason she was with me was 'cause I'm your manager. Turtle: So? Do you know how much pussy I got in this town that I didn't deserve? Drama: All of it?”— Doug Ellin, Cliff Dorfman, Rob Weiss, Johnny "Drama" Chase, Kevin Dillon, imdb.com
“Anastasia: Does he know what he’s doing? Violet: He’s not a real manager, but he has done a lot for me. Anastasia: We can do a lot more.”— Max Minghella, Anastasia, imdb.com
“Just ’cause you dressed like a 6th grader don’t make you my manager, man.”— Stephen Glover, Alfred 'Paper Boi' Miles, Brian Tyree Henry, imdb.com
“Kris: I think Kim should do Playboy. Khloé: Of course you do because you get 10%. That is sick.”— Khloé Kardashian, imdb.com
“When I first heard about Kim’s tape, as her mother, I wanted to kill her. But as her manager, I knew that I had a job to do, and I really just wanted her to move past it”— Kris Jenner, imdb.com
“Boss man, I wanna go home early. Ooh, hold on actually, hang on. Yeah, no, I wanna quit and never come here again.”— Michael Schur, Mona-Lisa, Jenny Slate, imdb.com
“A Store Manager asked me to move a Kia that was blocking an exit... I told him, "I would, but that's not my Forte."”— BoneFistOP, reddit.com