Susie Myerson

22 quotes

“Spontaneity works until it doesn’t work. Then you’re stuck.”

“How could I be scared of a fucking blazer?”

“We are both total idiots today.”

“You sound fat in your albums.”

“This isn't civilized people. This is Broadway.”

“I got you a shot and you chickened out. You choked.”

“Men don't even have a tampon equivalent. Men suck.”

“You'll always be in love with her. You won't let anything bad happen to her, ever.”

“She's like my dirty, sparkly, good fucking fairy.”

“I’m fine by myself. My mantra since I was three.”

“You’ll always be my number one.”

“How do these things weigh a thousand tons and stay in the air? It’s against the laws of God and nature and just heaviness.”

“Midge: Why, why, why was everybody eating? Susie: At the dinner show? No idea.”

“I’m a manager. Nobody cares what the fuck I look like.”

“Are you done playing with lipstick? Cuz I got you a gig.”