“Brian: Should you be going to the party with your back or, er, can you bend over? Can you bend with your back? Larry: Yeah. Brian: Well then maybe you should just bend over and kiss my ass and maybe next time you'll remember to pick up my fucking golf ball.”— Larry David, Brian, Brian Palermo, imdb.com
“The boy means nothing to me, and I can't stand the wailing of women.”— David Benioff, D. B. Weiss, Joffrey Baratheon, Jack Gleeson, imdb.com
“Eddy: I'm not stupid, Emma. Are you trying to sell the building without telling me? Emma: I got an offer I think we should consider. Not from Nelson, but it is something we should consider. Eddy: I told you from go, I'm never selling. Emma: And what, you're gonna buy Lyn and me out with all the mone…”— Chelsey Lora, Nancy C. Mejia, Emma, Eddy, imdb.com
“People aren’t mean. They’re just polite liars.”— Michelle King, Robert King, Craig Turk, Alicia Florrick, Julianna Margulies, imdb.com
“Ned: Hidilly-hey! Homer: Go home. Ned: Toodledy-do!”— Jon Vitti, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com
“Summer: Was I really mean to you? Seth: No, that would have required you to speak to me. Or anyone to speak to me.”— Liz Friedman, Josh Schwartz, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com
“You are a whimpering little twit.”— I. Marlene King, Rebecca Serle, Nina Devon, Perrey Reeves, imdb.com
“You aren't really getting off on this right now are you? I mean that's too twisted even for you.”— Matthew Carnahan, Marty Kaan, Don Cheadle, imdb.com
“I don't want to hurt your feelings. But the truth is, you've never mattered all that much to me.”— Gennifer Hutchison, Chuck McGill, Michael McKean, imdb.com
“Meg Griffin: I MATTER! Peter Griffin: Shut up, Meg, you don't matter!”— Richard Appel, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Lois, if God wanted me to not sleep with my wife he would have made me John Travolta.”— Gary Janetti, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Hey Chris, did you know your bacne spells 'Citibank' in braille?”— Steve Callaghan, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Lois might be worth a million dollars to you but to me she's worthless.”— Mike Henry, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Hey, how about a little less questions and a little more SHUT THE HELL UP?”— Steve Callaghan, Brian Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Peter Griffin: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once. Brian Griffin: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?”— Chris Sheridan, Brian Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Cyril: As the Lord our God Himself is my witness, upon the conclusion of my current business, I shall return to this place, and visit upon you an apocalypse of such terror and destruction that you will rue, RUE, the very fact of your miserable birth!! Coroner: [munches on hot dog] I'll be here!”— Adam Reed, Cyril Figgis (voice), Chris Parnell, imdb.com
“I don't wanna see you or your dirty balls in my alley again!”— Charlie Day, David Hornsby, Deandra Reynolds, Kaitlin Olson, imdb.com