Quotes tagged ‘Mice’

“Kids are like mice on a glue trap, squealing and shitting until you drown them.”

— Samantha Irby, Gabe, John Cameron Mitchell, imdb.com

“Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?”

— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Steve Lemme, Erik Stolhanske, Foster, Paul Soter, imdb.com

“Dani: You're my kitty now. You'll have milk and tuna fish every day. And you'll only hunt mice for fun. Voice of Thackery Binx: You're going to turn me into one of those fat, useless, contented house cats. Dani: [giggles] You betcha.”

— Mick Garris, Neil Cuthbert, David Kirschner, Dani, Thora Birch, imdb.com

“He was a midget in the big house, see? And he tried to escape by wiggling through a mouse hole after lights out, but he outsmarted himself, see? Cuz it wasn't a mouse hole, it was a light socket, and somebody turned the lights on.”

— Larry Markes, Fred Flintstone, Alan Reed, imdb.com

“It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.”

— Deng Xiaoping, amazon.com

“Three mice are arguing whether the holes are part of the cheese or not. The one that thought they WERE went to the wise old owl for advice. When he got back, the cheese was gone. He asked the other two mice: "What happened to the cheese?" They replied: "We decided to agree with you, so we split the…”

— xBitter_, reddit.com