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Jay Chandrasekhar

51 quotesTelevision Actor · Born Apr 9, 1968 · United States Of America · Male

Jayanth Jambulingam "Jay" Chandrasekhar (born April 9, 1968) is an American film and television actor, comedian, writer, and director best known for his work with the sketch comedy group Broken Lizard and for directing and starring in the Broken Lizard films Super Troopers, Club Dread, and Beerfest. He has also had several successes in directing feature films and television shows–notably Arrested Development–apart from the Broken Lizard troupe. 2Early life and education Chandrasekhar was born in Chicago to parents who lived in the adjacent suburb of Oak Park, Illinois. Both his father, Arcot Jambulingam "AJ" Chandrasekhar, and his mother, Hema Chandrasekhar, are physicians of Indian Tamil origin and are originally from Chennai. The hospital where he was born, old Cook County Hospital, was where his parents worked. Chandrasekhar has an older sister as well as a younger sister named Sandy Chandrasekhar, who is a lawyer. Chandrasekhar lived in Oak Park until his family moved farther west in the Chicago area to Hinsdale. He graduated from the boarding school high school Lake Forest Academy. He graduated from Colgate University with a major in European history and a minor in philosophy. During college he spent a semester at Chicago's Loyola Universit

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From “Super Troopers”

Captain O’Hagan: Did you guys put in for any transfers yet? Mac: I applied for a guard job—at the post office. [collective groan] Thorny: Hey, you’ll finally be able to shoot someone.

Going Postal shooting

Thorny: [finishes syrup, slams bottle on table] I am all that is, man! [Rabbit struggles to finish] Mac: What’s a-matter Rabbit, your mother teach you to chug?

chugging Syrup

[Farva brings the boys a round of coffee, and has left a surprise in Rabbit’s] Rabbit: [dryly] Oh, look, a bar of soap. Farva: Oh, shit, I got you good, you fucker! Mac: Awesome prank, Farva. Farva: Better than the crap you pull, Mac! Captain O’Hagan: Look, fellas... Mac: [to Rabbit] Bite it, rook!…

Awesome fucker bite it eating soap dick

Farva: Don’t call me radio, unit 91. Mac: Then don’t call me unit 91, radio. Farva: Are you done?

radio

Captain O’Hagan: What did you find out at the weigh station? Mac: My cruiser weighs 16,000 kilograms!

weigh station kilograms cruiser

Mac: How’s your shooting, Thorny? Thorny: Good. I’ve been dead on all morning. Mac: What about that little guy? [points to a bullet hole in the shooting target’s neck] Thorny: Who, that little guy? I wouldn’t worry about that little guy.

shooting Understatement

You boys like Mex-i-co? Yee-haww.

Mexico yee-haw

No, Farva, you are under arrest for being a complete and total fuckhead.

you're under arrest fuckhead

Foster: Okie silly dilly dokie-o. I’m an idiot. Mac: That’s true.

Idiot okie doke insults

[Mac gets shot in the crotch while wearing the steel cup] Foster: How you feelin’ there, Mac? Mac: Good enough...to fuck...your mother.

fuck your mother

Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun! Thorny: [referring to Farva] Yeah, and his shenanigans are cruel and tragic. Foster: [after a pause] Which...makes them not really shenanigans at all. Mac: [in a silly voice] Evil shenanigans!

shenanigans Fun cruel tragic

[Foster and Mac have pulled a man over for speeding and are deciding what game to play] Mac: All right, how about ‘Cat Game?’ Foster: Cat Game? What’s the record? Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten. Foster: Ten? Starting right ‘meow?’ [Mac laughs—they walk up to the car, and Foster taps…

cat game meow Police Interrogation Traffic Stop

Captain O’Hagan: I swear to God I’ll pistol-whip the next guy who says ‘shenanigans.’ Mac: Hey Farva what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks? Farva: You mean Shenanigans? Mac: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Thorny: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO. [as they offer…

shenanigans Pistol Whip Shit goofy mozzarella sticks

Farva: It doesn't matter cause I'm going to win ten million dollars. Thorny: What are you going to do with ten million dollars, and you can't say buy the Cleveland Cavaliers. Farva: I'd buy a ten-million-dollar car. Thorny: That's a good investment but I'd still pull you over. Farva: Bullshit. You…

Investment Son of a Bitch

Thorny: I'll give you the fat guy for Foster. And uh, how about that stupid guy for Rabbit. Ursula: Well, you're going to have to be more specific, they're both kind of fat and stupid.

fat Stupid be specific

Thorny: I'll give you the fat guy for Foster. And uh, how about that stupid guy for Rabbit. Ursula: Well, you're going to have to be more specific, they're both kind of fat and stupid.

fat Stupid be specific

Officer Smy: Ursula, what the fuck? There's no TP in the bathroom! Ursula: What about the piece stuck to your shoe? Officer Smy: What ABOUT the piece stuck to my shoe? [Looks down] Officer Smy: SHIT! Ursula: [Stifles a laugh] Officer Smy: You know, you might get ahead around here if you made the…

Toilet Paper Shit Fuck

[Farva brings the boys a round of coffee, and has left a surprise in Rabbit's] Rabbit: [dryly] Oh, look, a bar of soap. Farva: Oh, shit, I got you good, you fucker! Mac: Awesome prank, Farva. Farva: Better than the crap you pull, Mac! Captain O'Hagan: Look, fellas... Mac: [to Rabbit] Bite it, rook!…

Prank soap Hearts bite it

Foster: Okie silly dilly dokie-o. I'm an idiot. Mac: That's true.

Idiot insults

Just cleaning out the old locker, she stinks like ass but I'll sure miss her...I guess you could say that about all my girls.

Stinks ass

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