“Foster: [explaining his low number of citations issued] I can't make them speed. Captain O'Hagan: Try hiding.”Tagged: Speeding, Hiding
“Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?”Tagged: Cat, milk, saucer, Mice
“[Foster and Mac have pulled a man over for speeding and are deciding what game to play] Mac: All right, how about 'Cat Game?' Foster: Cat Game? What's the record? Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten. Foster: Ten? Starting right 'meow?' [Mac laughs - they walk up to the car, and Foster…”Tagged: meow, cat game, Head Games
“The worst kind of victim is the one that chooses to create another.”Tagged: Be Kind, Hit with Reality, Think Before You Act