“Attention Homer Simpson, you have been promoted. You are now an executive. Take three minutes to say good-bye to your former friend and report to room 503 for reassignment to a better life.”Tagged: promoted, executive, Friend, reassignment, Better Life
“Morons. Pathetic morons in my employ, stealing my precious money. This is hopeless. None of these cretins deserves a promotion.”Tagged: Morons, pathetic, Stealing, Money, hopeless
“Bart, having never received any words of encouragement myself, I'm not sure how they're supposed to sound, but here goes: I believe in you.”Tagged: Words of Encouragement, sound, Believe, I believe in you
“Barney: But I only got up to go the the can! Homer: Hey, I don't see your name engraved on this bar stool.”Tagged: difficult, Sassy, name, engraved, bar stool
“I've done everything I could and I've only got 35 bucks! Ughh! I am through with working, working is for chumps.”Tagged: Money, Working, chumps
“Bart: Are there any jive-talking robots in this play? Marge: I don't think so. Homer: Bart, don't ask stupid questions. Is there any frontal nudity? Marge: No, Homer.”Tagged: jive-talking, Robots, play, stupid questions, frontal nudity
“Put a sock in it, preppy! How much are these free burgers gonna cost me?”Tagged: sock in it, preppy, Free, Burgers, cost
“Bart: Dad, when did you record an album? Homer: I'm surprised you don't remember, son. It was only 8 years ago. Bart: Dad, thanks to television I can't remember what happened 8 minutes ago.”Tagged: record, album, Surprised, remember, Memory