Quotes tagged ‘Parking’

(10 total)

“Parking enforcement. Prepare to die.”

— Rebecca Hoobler, Eddie Quintana, Sara Scully, Annie, Amy Poehler, imdb.com

“The police recently complimented me on my driving... They left a note on my windscreen which stated Parking Fine”

“How are men like parking spaces? All the good ones are taken, and the ones left over are disabled.”

“Mr. Kramer, let me tell you a story. In nineteen-seventy-nine I ticketed a brown Dodge Diplomat for parking in a church zone. That fine was never paid, and since then that scofflaw has piled up more parking tickets than anyone in New York City. For sixteen years I pursued him, only to see him give m…”

— Peter Mehlman, Officer Morgan, Ivory Ocean, imdb.com

“I got news for you: Handicapped people, they don't even want to park there! They wanna be treated just like anybody else! That's why those spaces are always empty.”

— Larry David, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

“People will kill each other for a parking space in New York because they think, 'If I don't get this one, I may never get a space.’ You know? ‘I'll be circling for months until somebody goes out to the Hamptons.’ I think because everyone in New York City knows there's gotta be way more cars than par…”

— Greg Daniels, Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

“No, no, this is a matter of principle. That would just be saying that anybody could just pull into any parking space any way they want. Well I'm making a stand here. I'm saying ‘no’ to head-first parking. I'm not putting up with that. We put up with too much crap in this city, we're not putting up w…”

— Greg Daniels, Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

“You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?”

— Greg Daniels, Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

“People need to stop putting flyers on my car windshield, I have no interest in seeing some band called Parking Violation at the City Courthouse venue.”

— Manfrenjensenjen, reddit.com

“What's the difference between parking in a designated area and parking on the street? A lot.”

— jagrosh, reddit.com