I’m not really sure if a horse is a pet or not. They’re… kind of a pet? But they’re also kind of a car?
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My sweet little dog isn't feeling well, & I'm feeding her little pieces of banana & trying to hold her head up to drink water and rubbing her stomach until she falls asleep, so you will never convince me that having a dog is not like having a child; it just really is in so many ways.
According to the survey, dog owners tend to have a higher average income of $47,000.
The truest way to know if your dog loves you? Trust your gut.
I expect a lot of gifts from my animals. I hope they shower me with love. Probably not going to happen.
He is the perfect man. He doesn't hog the covers, and he poops in a box.
No, it's like BO and cologne, they combine forces into some kind of strange mutant funk.
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.
Tell me, Summer, if a human was born with stumpy legs, would they breed it with another deformed human and put their children on display like the Dachshund?
Animal lovers are a special breed of humans, generous of spirit, full of empathy, perhaps a little prone to sentimentality, and with hearts as big as a cloudless sky.
Pets are an incredibly powerful passion point that advertisers from multiple industries are paying more attention to.
Pets are actually friend slaves.
If our dog starts treating you like family, it reinforces the idea that we're dating a good person. Because all animal-lovers believe that animals are fantastic judges of character.
According to research, people who live with animals have decreased anxiety and lower blood pressure. They have lower cholesterol. They are more relaxed and less stressed and are, overall, in better health. U
Let’s not forget about how many likes photos of our furry friends can get us.
I’ll watch them sleeping for a long time in pure adoration. (And take a thousand pictures too.)
I hold their paws like I’m holding hands with them.
You will never be as good of a person as your dog.
Pets, yes! Children, no: Pets in photos are always good conversation starters. Seeing kids in photos freaks me out; I don’t care if they’re not yours, that millisecond of doubt is enough to make me instantly close your profile.
Wasn't he somebody already? The dog thought so. The dog looked at Scott like he was the best man who ever lived.