Quotes tagged ‘pirates’

“Yeah, let's be sexy pirates with peg legs made of dildos.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Constance "Connie" the Hormone Monstress, Maya Rudolph, imdb.com

“Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting pirate. Interrup... ARRRRRRR!”

— Unknown, care.com

“All right. We’re facing an army of Romans, Vikings, and pirates. But you know what today is? Today’s the day that we prove that Rip did not sacrifice his life in vain. And today is the day that we prove that we are not losers. And today is the day that we earn the name Legends. Now, how do we sneak…”

— Marc Guggenheim, Phil Klemmer, Sara Lance / White Canary, Caity Lotz, imdb.com

“If there’s one thing pirates love more than treasure, it’s a good story.”

— Grainne Godfree, Ubah Mohamed, Mick Rory / Heat Wave, Dominic Purcell, imdb.com

“Let's beach this bitch.”

— Brad Kane, Captain Flint, Toby Stephens, imdb.com

“When the king brands us pirates, he doesn't mean to make us adversaries. He doesn't mean to make us criminals. He means to make us monsters. For that's the only way his god-fearing, tax-paying subjects can make sense of men who keep what is theirs and fear no one. When I say there's a war coming, I…”

— Robert Levine, Jonathan E. Steinberg, Captain Flint, Toby Stephens, imdb.com

“My family was all murdered in a big pirate raid.”

— Spencer Crittenden, Boneweevil, Jeff B. Davis, imdb.com

“A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg, and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, ‘Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.’ The pirate says, ‘Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.’”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

“What is a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet? None. Historians have suggested that most pirates would have been illiterate.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“But I don't want to be a pirate!”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

“It's a, a puffy shirt. Well, yeah, it—it's all puffy. Like the pirates used to wear.”

— Larry David, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

“What letter of the alphabet do pirates hate the most? P, it makes them irate!”

— TheOutcazst, reddit.com

“Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates.”

— Mark Twain, amazon.com