Constance "Connie" the Hormone Monstress

5 quotes

All Bed (1)Bunsen Burner (1)Oy Vey (1)hard (1)gay (1)Relaxed (1)dress up (1)Fart (1)Fierce Love (1)Sexy (1)big (1)Love (1)valentine's day (1)Good Ones (1)pirates (1)

From “My Furry Valentine”

“Happy Valentine's Day, my little baby Bunsen burner.”

Tagged: valentine's day, Bunsen Burner, Nicknames

“I'll be here farting up in your bed.”

Tagged: Bed, Fart, Relaxed

“I love big and I love hard.”

Tagged: Love, big, hard, Fierce Love

“Oy vey. Why do the good ones always gotta be oy gay?”

Tagged: Oy Vey, Good Ones, gay

From “Girls Are Angry Too”

“Yeah, let's be sexy pirates with peg legs made of dildos.”

Tagged: pirates, dress up, Sexy

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