“Sometimes I think I would be happiest if I could talk myself into enjoying sex with prostitutes and just give up on girlfriends.”— Hannah Gadsby, Liz Doran, Thomas Ward, Josh Thomas, Tom, Thomas Ward, imdb.com
“A real New York hotel! How many Wall Street bankers have had their first prostitute here?”— Kirk J. Rudell, Francine Smith (voice), Wendy Schaal, imdb.com
“An above ground sprinkler on the front lawn! No sir! What's next, prostitutes rising out of the ground and spitting all over our lawns? Well not in my neighborhood!”— Brian Boyle, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“My plan was I wanted to kill as many women I thought were prostitutes as I possibly could. I picked prostitutes as my victims because I hate most prostitutes and I did not want to pay them for sex. I also picked prostitutes for victims because they were easy to pick up without being noticed.”— Gary Ridgway, seattlepi.com
“They have what you call a black night where they have black people come in for just one night only to watch comedy, and you get all your local drug dealers, thugs, prostitutes, all of them come in, sit down, and listen to you tell jokes. They the hardest people to make laugh.”— Mike Epps, successories.com
“What did one of the prostitute’s knees say to the other? How come we spend so little time together?”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“What’s the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com