“Vampire sex is like pizza, in that even when it's bad it's good. It's designed to be enjoyed by eight or more people. There's a choice of toppings.And in the morning, you're like, 'Aah! Why do I have puncture wounds on my penis?’”
— Marika Sawyer, Taika Waititi, Yana Gorskaya, Ra Vincent, Natasia Demetriou, Christian Sprenger, Nandor, Kayvan Novak, imdb.com