“There's a useful four-letter word...and you're full of it.”— Richard Maibaum (Screenplay), Tom Mankiewicz (Screenplay), James Bond, Roger Moore, amazon.com
“I'm a piece of shit, and shit stinks.”— Micah Schraft, Jenna Reback, Jessica Jones, Krysten Ritter, imdb.com
“Clay Jensen: I think I'm losing my shit. Skye Miller: Shit's overrated.”— Elizabeth Benjamin, Clay Jensen, Dylan Minnette, imdb.com
“How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“What did one butt cheek say to the other? Together, we can stop this shit.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“Why are men like diapers? They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than whatever you just said.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“Your ass must be pretty jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“What did one butt cheek say to the other? If we stick together we can stop this shit”— barwhalis, reddit.com
“What's the difference between EA and the bag of shit? EA wouldn't give you the bag for free.”— Lorne_Malvo2006, reddit.com
“Every time someone tells me they've been constipated for a while... I assume they're full of shit.”— Quailmannnn, reddit.com
“A stomach was sad... because everything it tried to make turned out to be shit.”— aadityabrahmbhatt, reddit.com