“Well, I didn't see a penis today, but I definitely saw a big dick.”Tagged: Wordplay, Witty, Sassy, Snarky, penis
“If not for that recital and that burger, I might not have ended up on the doorstep of a drunk, twenty-one year old girl. That’s not just a series of coincidences, it’s destiny. And I never doubted you were mine. And never doubt that all I want, forever and always, is for you to be happy.”Tagged: Drunk, Coincidences, Destiny, Fate, Forever
“Robyn: You’re all alone so you have to pick away at other people’s happiness. Jessica: Lady, you’re a very perceptive asshole.”Tagged: asshole, Perceptive
“You're a deranged prick. You've never loved anyone in your repulsive life.”Tagged: insults, Deranged